"Tiger Woods hit a tree and a fire hydrant.
--- He couldn't decide between a wood and
an iron."

John, woke up after the annual office
 Christmas party with a pounding headache,
cotton-mouthed and utterly
unable to recall the events of the preceding
 evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his
way downstairs, where his wife put some
 coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened
last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing
scorn.
 "You made a complete ass of yourself.
You succeeded in antagonizing the entire
board of directors and you insulted the
 president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday. "

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