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Greetings!;
We hope this Easter season will be a true blessing for you and your loved ones!
-Your friends at Norsland Lefse
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Easter Hat?
Lena: "I yust bought myself a new hat. I like to buy a hat for myself ven I'm down in da dumps."
Ole: "Hmmmm...I vundered vere you found it."
Cruise Entertainment
Ole and Lena took a Caribbean cruise one winter. One day as they sauntered around the ship, they poked their heads into a lounge where the passengers were being entertained by a ventriloquist act. Much to Ole's annoyance, they were telling Norwegian jokes.
Ole strutted up toward the stage. "Yust a golldarn minute dere! You got a lotta nerve tellin' yokes on da Norvegians! I know all kinds of dem, and dey're hard-vorking, upstanding people! You got no call trying to make dem out to be stupid!"
The ventriloquist was apologetic. "I'm sorry you feel that way sir. Certainly I didn't intend any disrespect. I was just..."
Ole cut him off short. "I vasn't talking to you. I vas talking to dat little hahn-yocker sittin' on your lap!"
Taken from Red Stangland’s “Ole & Lena Jokes”
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