FIRE ALARM!

The fire department got a fire call from Ole.
"How do we get out to your place, Ole?" inquired the fire chief.
"Vell," said Ole, "You might use dat little red truck you got dere at da fire station."

THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES...

Little Sven was sucking his thumb, so Lena told him, "If you keep doing dat, you'll svell up like a balloon and explode." 

A few days later she and Little Sven stopped in to see Tina Herringstad, who was eight months pregnant.

Little Sven looked her up and down and exclaimed, "I know vhat YOU'VE been doing!"

(Taken from Red Stangland's "Ole & Lena Jokes")