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LONG DISTANCE MIRACLES
Ole sent his father in Oregon a message asking for a new pair of boots. Ole's message by wire indicated that his papa could use the wire to help him out. Ole meant the money could be sent by wire, but Papa misunderstood and so he climbed the telegraph pole and tied the new boots to the wires. During the night, a tramp took the new boots and hung his old ones on the wire. When Papa saw the old boots in the morning, he was amazed. "That was fast," he said. "Ole sent the old ones back to be mended already.!"
THE VOICE FROM HEAVEN
Times were tough, so Ole decided to try his hand at painting. He was hired to paint the Lutheran church and he was doing well until he reached the steeple; at that point, he was running low on paint. So, Ole decided to make the paint last by thinning it out with some turpentine. As he neared the top of the steeple, he witnessed a flash of lightning and rolling thunder, accompanied by a voice from the heavens: "OLE. . .OLE. . .REPAINT. . .AND THIN NO MORE."
(Taken from Red Stangland's "More Ole & Lena Jokes") |
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