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November 9, 2018

Greetings!,
We all want our holiday entertaining to be memorable. And it can be...with Norsland's delicious Scandinavian foods, amusing novelties and colorful, artistic decor. Whether you're Norwegian, Swedish, or Italian, you'll want to thrill your guests with some Scandinavian flair. Start shopping here at your one-stop place for a festive event!
And don't forget the LEFSE!!! Freeze now and thaw when your company arrives for FRESH taste and texture!  Delicious!  Click here to order Norsland Lefse for your holiday feast.
SVEN'S FUNNIES
Lesson Learned

Little Ole was going through the prankish stage. It was bad enough when he put Crazy Glue in Ole's tube of Preparation H. Then, one Halloween, he tipped over the family outhosue.  The next day, Ole faced Little Ole about the incident and Ole Jr. readily admitted it.  Ole then marched Little Ole to the wood shed.

"But Papa," sobbed Little Ole, "I told you da troot...yust like Yeorge Vashington ven he chopped down da cherry tree. HIS papa didn't punish HIM."

"Dat's right," answered Ole, "but Yeorge Vashington's papa vasn't SITTING in da cherry tree at da time!"

(Taken from Red Stangland's "More Ole & Lena Jokes."

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