Ole Loves His Soccer!
‘Dis guy, Peder, goes to the Vorld Cup Soccer Finals. His seat is in da nosebleed section. but dat's OK--he's at the Vorld Cup! He starts looking around da stadium vit his binoculars and sees a guy in one of da best seats in da stadium vit an empty seat beside him. It looks like an old friend he knew ven he vent to school back in Norvay, named Ole.
‘Dis is driving Peder nuts, so at half time he goes down, says hello to his old friend, and asks Ole vy he has a vacant seat in such a choice location.
Ole says, "My vife, Lena, and I bought dese seats a long time ago, but unfortunately, Lena passed away."
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear dat," Peder says, "but vy didn't you give da ticket to anudder relative or a friend?"
Ole replied, "Vell, dey're all at da funeral!"