BIDDING WARS
Lena bought a parrot at an auction after some very spirited bidding. "Are you sure dis bird talks?" asked Lena.
"Talks?" replied the autioneer. "He's been bidding against you for the past ten minutes!"
THE HAIRCUT
Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. The boss noticed and asked where he had been.
"Getting a haircut," said Ole.
'On company time?" asked the boss.
"Vell, it grew on company time," Ole said.
"Not all of it," said the boss.
"Vell," Ole replied, "I didn't get ALL of it cut off!"
(Taken from Red Stangland's "More Ole & Lena Jokes")
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