EASTER HAT

Lena: "I yust bought myself a new Easter hat. I like to buy a hat for myself ven I'm down in the dumps."

Ole: "Hmmm...I vundered vere you found it!"

A SIGHT TO SEE

Ole applied for a job as a watchman at the railroad yard where two rail lines intersected. The foreman doing the hiring asked Ole some questions to determine whether he was alert enough. "Ole, what would you do if you were on the job and two trains were coming toward the junction at the same time?"

Said Ole, "I vould immediately call my brudder."

Foreman: "Call your brother? What in the world for?"

Ole: "'Cause my brudder ain't never seen no train wreck before!"


(Taken from Red Stangland's "Ole & Lena Jokes")