Greetings!,
Recent record snowfall in Minnesota and across the nation has reminded us that there is still a "sleighload" of winter left before spring. So...we're offering this exclusive Norsland Knit Cap to all of our customers for
FREE! This cozy, 100% acrylic knit cap features authentic Scandinavian styling with classic ear flaps, warm polar fleece lining, decorative pom-pom top, and handy cheek straps. This is a stretchy, lightweight, blue and gray knit cap that fits kids and adults. (As shown, Minnesota snow not included!)
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TODAY with just a $30 minimum online order (*excluding tax and shipping, of course). No promo code needed. Offer good for all orders placed through the first day of spring, March 20, 2019.
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Remember to Fix the Brakes!
Ole and Lena, who had recently been married, were driving along the road when Lena began feeling amorous.
"Ole, let's stop da car and have ourselves a good time," suggested Lena.
"How in da vorld could ve do dat?" exclaimed Ole. "Ve're out in public. Everybody vould see us."
"Vell, dat's no problem," answeered Lena. 'Ve can yust get under da car."
"Yah, but vhat if somebody comes by and says sumting?" Ole commented.
"Vell, in case somebody stops and asks vhat yew are doing, yust say you're fixing da clutch."
So, Lena finally convinceed Ole, and they stopped the car and got under it. As they were commencing to have a good time, Lars Olson walked by and said, "Ole, vhat in da vorld are you doing?"
"Can't you see I'm under here fixing da clutch?" said Ole.
"Vell," responded Lars, "You'd better vork on da brakes first...da car has rolled half a block down da street."
(Taken from Red Stangland's "Ole & Lena Jokes.")
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