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March 7, 2019

Greetings!,

"SO TIRED OF WINTER!!!!!" That's what I'm hearing around here lately. Will it never end?????

Another thing that hasn't ended is our special offer of a FREE Norsland Lefse knitted Scandinavian hat when you shop online. It comes complete with ear flaps and Viking "braids" for kids and adults, and it's made of soft, lightweight, 100% acrylic knit with an "oh-so-comfy" polar fleece lining.

Get yours TODAY with just a $30 minimum online order (*excluding tax and shipping, of course). No promo code needed. Offer good for all orders placed through the first day of spring, March 20, 2019.

Click on the image and start shopping!

SVEN'S FUNNIES
No Disrespect Intended

Ole and Lena took a Caribbean cruise one winter. One day as they sauntered around the ship, they poked their heads into a lounge where the passengers were being entertained by a ventriloquist act.  Much to Ole's annoyance, they were telling Norwegian jokes.

Ole strutted up toward the stage. "Yust a golldarn minute dere! You got a lotta nerve tellin' yokes on da Norvegians! I know all  kinds of dem, and dey're all hard-vorking, upstanding people! You got no call trying to make dem out to be stupid!"

The ventriloquist was apologetic. "I'm sorry you feel that way, sir. Certainly I didn't intend any disrespect. I was just..."

Ole cut him short. "I vasn't talking to you. I vas talking to dat little hahn-yocker sittin' on yer lap."


(Taken from Red Stangland's "Ole & Lena Jokes.")

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